And now I present the list of things that I’ve learned are not the same. This list is ongoing.
Jimmy Buffet and Warren Buffet – not the same guy.
Pink and Kelly Clarkson – not the same singer.
Deathstroke and Deadpool – not the same comic book character.
Sasha Cohen and Sasha Barron Cohen – not even the same sex.
Salt and Sugar – not the same flavor.