I’m still just a little giddy at getting to go to an official movie premiere last Friday. Let’s face it, I’ll never go to another movie premiere. Ever. I don’t know anyone famous. But sometimes Sara does and I’m perfectly happy hitching a ride on those coattails.
A week has gone by now and the novelty was starting to wear off, when it suddenly occurred to me that I can now connect myself to Kevin Bacon!!!
Follow me. We attended the movie premiere for The Spiderwick Chronicles, which was also attended by the illustrator, author and producers, Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black. The movie starred David Strathairn, who was in The Firm with Tom Cruise… hold on. I don’t like being that close to Tom Cruise. Let’s start again.
The movie starred Joan Plowright, who was in Enchanted April with Alfred Molina, who was in Raiders of the Lost Ark with Harison Ford, who was in Witness with Kelly McGillis, who was in Top Gun with Tom Cruise. Dammit.
The movie stars Freddie Highmore, who was in Finding Neverland with Dustin Hoffman who was in RainMan with…. F f f f f f f f f f f.
Not giving up on Freddie. Freddie. Freddie was in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Christopher Lee, who was in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers with Karl Urban (and his buttery good looks), who was in The Chronicles of Riddick with Thandie Newton, who was in Mission Impossible 2 with SON OF A BITCH!
Okay. You know what? Kevin Bacon hugged my sister in law. True story. One Degree. Done.
But I wanted more famous people. Damn you, Tom Cruise.