I spent Friday night at my friend Matt’s lab. In the next few weeks I’m going to start helping him with his research and the two of us spent 2 or so hours bringing me up to speed on the details, so that I don’t unwittingly flush a year’s worth of work down the crapper. So as not to inflate my importance in the process, I’ll admit up front that I’m just doing data entry… for a GROUND BREAKING STUDY!!! Dun Dun Duuuuuuun.
I really wish I could talk about it, but, um, since this is an ongoing investigation, I’m afraid I can’t comment on it. (I have wanted to use that phrase for soooo long. You have no idea.) So, while I can’t give you specifics, I can make vague overtures that this research will fight terrorism, combat global warming, whiten your smile, balance the budget and offer national health coverage.