I believe that you learn something new everyday. Tonite I learned how to order a Cuervo Black and Cola.
Step one: Walk up to the bar. It is also acceptable if you are already at the bar. It’s taken for granted that at one point in the recent past, some amount of walking ended in your placement at the bar. If you rode up the bar on a bike, Segway or a large dog, you may not be able to order a Cuervo Black and Cola. I’ll have to check.
Step two: Order a Cuervo Black and Cola.
Step Three: When the bartender reaches for a shot glass to make your drink, chastise him like an ignorant child by saying “No, no, buddy. With cola.” and wait for him to grab a highball glass instead.
Step Four: Wonder why your Cuervo Black and Cola tastes like Cuervo Black and Cola and Urine.