Magnum Opus

I have written (the title for) the greatest romance novel ever. It will make all other romance novels woefully inadequate and simply obsolete. I will call it The Everlasting Dominating Greek-Italian Billionaire Pirate Playboy’s Blackmailed Defiant Bedded Forbidden Oriental Virgin Concubine Mistress’s Accidental Secret Royal Innocent Baby. It’s probably going to be pretty long, because I haven’t given the baby a name yet. So simple exchanges will go something like this:

“Is that the Everlasting Dominating Greek-Italian Billionaire Pirate Playboy’s Blackmailed Defiant Bedded Forbidden Oriental Virgin Concubine Mistress’s Accidental Secret Royal Innocent Baby crying?”
“I don’t hear any Everlasting Dominating Greek-Italian Billionaire Pirate Playboy’s Blackmailed Defiant Bedded Forbidden Oriental Virgin Concubine Mistress’s Accidental Secret Royal Innocent Baby crying.”
“No, no, that’s definitely the Everlasting Dominating Greek-Italian Billionaire Pirate Playboy’s Blackmailed Defiant Bedded Forbidden Oriental Virgin Concubine Mistress’s Accidental Secret Royal Innocent Baby crying. I think it’s your turn to change the diaper.”

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