You need this.

The Estwing Rock Hammer. Twenty-two ounces. Nylon Vinyl grip. Solid steel. Pointed tip.

Lightweight, powerful, effective.

The best commercially available handheld weapon for close quarters zombie combat. A single blow to the head with that pick and your zombie problem is solved. No ammo to reload. No moving parts to jam. No special training required.

I’ve had one for the past 10 years.

No, you can’t borrow it.


2 responses to “You need this.

  1. Okay, that hammer is sweet.

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